I’m Ilse Langner, a participant of the 34th expedition to the land beyond the walls, in charge of the left wing of the 2nd brigade. On our way back, our brigade encountered titans.
All my teammates along with our horses lost in the encounter, my 3D gear suffered irrepaireable damage and I had to abandon it.
Currently, I’m running, heading north.
when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you
wow allstate hitting the feels now
My dad actually works for Allstate, so let me lay some shit done for you. Allstate is a fucking wonderful company, and their people are even more so. I have heard many stories of how much pain they feel for the families of the wrecked cars they inspect. My dad has literally come home in tears because of how many fatal car crashes he has seen (some teenagers, some adults, some babies in the car).
Allstate workers fucking care. Hell, now that it is Christmas, it is around this time that he and a group of his coworkers will be adopting families; however, while this is not endorsed by the actual Allstate company, many workers in the regions that my father manages have begun doing so in their respective towns and cities.
Now to the actual point at hand: LGBT. Fucking Allstate people openly support gay marriage. My father has supported me when I came out, and other family members who have as well. That isn’t it though, they don’t just support the LGB part of the community. They also support transgender people.
My father has told me stories about a friend of his who was transgender, and how he actively supported his friend during that phase. He also talks about the regrets that his friendship couldn’t actually save the life of his friend. So let me get this shit perfectly fucking clear: ALLSTATE WORKERS FUCKING CARE. A LOT. ABOUT EVERYONE. THEY DON’T FUCK AROUND WHEN THEY SAY YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS!
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.
Take a look at these douchebags being an ass to other people.. and karma getting back at them!
What the fuck did that guy expect to happen by hitting that stop sign seriously
hahahaha holy shit I love this so fucking much
Come one guys don’t be mea—
I love this post
Explains enough to me.
Hahahaha stupid bitches
how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying
My boss at Kreepsville has a ridiculously thick Scottish accent and I can’t understand him more then half the time. Lol
And I was thinking it was an arm all this time
This picture has ruined my life
This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great.
me when relatives hug me for too long